You gonna come to my house and mess with me?! Huh?! Huh?!
S1Fighting the Batoot Poachers
(pulling the second Batoot poacher's ears) You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
(to Ray Ray) Hey, dork face, did you hear something in the backyard?
Put that down!
What? I'm just reading it. I'm folding back the cover. (gasps) Oops. It went from mint condition to near-mint.
(offscreen) Uh-oh! Near-mint condition down to just good! Coming up on fair!
And stay out of my yard!
Hey, nice job, boys. I don't know what you guys did to Dennis, but he's in his room locking his comic books in a steamer trunk and— oh, man.
That's what's I'm talking about!
S1Finding and Returning Hector
Wasn't that show wonderful?
Yeah, it was. That guy playing Ben Franklin was nimble for such a portly man.
There he is!
Okay, tubby! It's time to calm down before you deep-six this whole enchilada!
Hey, you can't yell at him! The more upset he gets, the worst of bad luck!
Oh, come on. Couldn't I just buy him a pizza or something?
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