June, great! Could you help me scoop the guts out of this sucker? It always makes me queasy.
S1Taking Care of the Batoot
Well, warden, I thought he might be puckish. Besides, he's chained to the wall, he ain't goin' anywhere.
I told you, dude, he was starving. (to Hector) Just hang on, Hector! I'll have this bird toasted in an hour!
The TV, the pool table, the couches, the... (groans) He's eating our house one room at a time! (Hector burps loudly; groans) You aren't just bad luck, you're a menace!
Take it easy, lass. You'll bring the house down. The more upset he gets, the more bad luck he brings.
Oh, please! How much worse can it get?
Dudes, give us the Batoot, or we will wreak nine kinds of butt whooping on you!
BPBatoot Poacher 2
C'ha!
(observes from the window) And the hits just keep on coming.
S1Fighting the Batoot Poachers
Te Xuan Ze, bring us the Batoot, or you will perish under the weight under my mighty boot! You will suffer a fate of ten thousand screams!
Oh, great. First, this thing eats half of our house, and now he's got company dropping by? (groans) You are the worst house guest ever!
That's not true! Uncle Ronald's the worst. He always clips his toenails in the kitchen and picks Monroe up by his legs.
Well, I'll have to agree with the boy. The man's a hyperactive chimpanzee.
So, you wanna just tear the walls down, or maybe we should set the joint on fire first?
(as she appears on the roof) Hey, I've got an idea. How about I kick your butts and sell your outfits to biker chicks?
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