Te Xuan Ze, bring us the Batoot, or you will perish under the weight under my mighty boot! You will suffer a fate of ten thousand screams!
“Fighting the Batoot Poachers” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (6), Ray Ray Lee (3), Monroe (2), Dennis Lee (2), Batoot Poacher 1 (2)
Oh, great. First, this thing eats half of our house, and now he's got company dropping by? (groans) You are the worst house guest ever!
That's not true! Uncle Ronald's the worst. He always clips his toenails in the kitchen and picks Monroe up by his legs.
Well, I'll have to agree with the boy. The man's a hyperactive chimpanzee.
So, you wanna just tear the walls down, or maybe we should set the joint on fire first?
(as she appears on the roof) Hey, I've got an idea. How about I kick your butts and sell your outfits to biker chicks?
You gonna come to my house and mess with me?! Huh?! Huh?!
(pulling the second Batoot poacher's ears) You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
(to Ray Ray) Hey, dork face, did you hear something in the backyard?
Put that down!
What? I'm just reading it. I'm folding back the cover. (gasps) Oops. It went from mint condition to near-mint.
(offscreen) Uh-oh! Near-mint condition down to just good! Coming up on fair!
And stay out of my yard!
Hey, nice job, boys. I don't know what you guys did to Dennis, but he's in his room locking his comic books in a steamer trunk and— oh, man.
That's what's I'm talking about!
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