(sees a poster for "Shark-o-Dile") Guys, check it! "Attack of the Shark-o-Dile"! We gotta see this!
One movie at a time, Roger!
Oh, I'm sorry, Ophelia, I got tied up.
You wanna try this on?! Think you're about a size ten! (Uses the magic sword to blast Donnie to a dental billboard, knocking out the teeth)
Okay, what?
Make that ten.
But "Shark-o-Dile" is a love story between nature and evil mutant science. And it's half-inspired by parts of a true story.
Ugh, Roger, there's no such thing as a half-shark, half-crocodile.
Hey, guys.
(sees the pile of clothes on Juniper) You and me seriously need to go shopping.
Come on! Move it, people! Move it, move it!
Hey, June, do you think a shark-o-dile has the head of a shark or a crocodile?
Both. Trust me.
Oh! Whew! Man, quitting time already? Time flies when you're having fun, huh? (Juniper stares in confusion) Hey, listen, cutie, not for nothing, but that was a nice move with the tree branch. (helps Juniper up)
Check your date book, cookie. (pulls out his date book and shows her his calendar) It's Edipan.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.