(flipping through the pages of a magic book) I can't tell if he's a transmogrification spell or an unleashed Tarabok demon. It makes quite a difference, you know. (continues flipping through the pages)
(as she repeatedly hits the slug monster with her fist) Get out of our toilet, dork face!
Do it again!
Shut up.
Not exactly the textbook method of dispensing with beasties.
There's room in this toilet for one more, if you like surfing.
You know, I'll pass.
This is gonna be so awful.
Oh, come on, Ophelia, you say everything is gonna be awful. It's gonna be fun.
Okay, yeah, right. If you look up "fun" in the dictionary, you're not gonna find "singing in chorus at an old folks' home".
I bet you find robots. Robots are fun, but not to be trusted.
Ophelia, if you hate chorus so much, why'd you join?
I was blocking another after-school activity.
Your mom signed you up for ballet again, huh?
Ballet rocks! It's always about swan kings and nutcrackers and monkeys and--
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