An awesome one.
Oops! I think I dropped my house key! (runs off as Jody and Roger look on and Ophelia shrugs)
Now is this a good use of our time? I don't think so! (throws the bench away)
What a wuss.
And then the monkey king starts spitting and stuff going, "Who's the man? Who's the man? Who's the man?"
Wait, now the monkey's a man?
DDemon
Ah, Juniper Lee, the Te Xuan Ze, great protector of Orchid Bay City, hmm. Look at you in your petty existence. While you rest in your warm room of ignorance, I am devising a plan that will unleash a thousand furies upon the land! Soon, every man, woman and child will feel my wrath, and all will bow, BOW before the great and powerful-- (gets a rock thrown at him and falls unconsciously)
(holding a rock) I can hear you! Drama queen. (drops the rock and continues walking)
(laughs) Relax. When I tell you, you're gonna laugh, I swear it!
Ray Ray!
Okay, you know those cyclone monkeys you got locked up in your room?
Well, not so much "locked up" anymore.
It wasn't my fault! You should label those boxes to keep them in.
(picks up the box) It is labeled! "Cyclone Monkeys! Danger – DO NOT OPEN!"
You see, that's kind of vague.
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