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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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S3Defeating the Brown-Back Mountain Troll/Lila Becomes Human

But you'll have to study up quite hard, young lady. There's many customs that may be fine in the forest, but they certainly won't fly as a human being, and I worked a wee bit of magical voodoo on the computers at June and Ray Ray's school. Starting Monday, you're going to be a student there.

Yup, nearly everyday, you'll be going to class with the rest of us: you, me and hundreds of other kids, just like everyone else.

Oh, sure. She's really smart, and she's stronger than me, and her senses are faster than my bracelet, and, well... she's our friend. She's gonna be great. And because you love her!

S3Epilogue: Lila Sees a Movie

(as she and Juniper walk out of Orchid Bay Palace) That was so awesome! How cool was the part where he jumped off the exploding building and crashed through the skylight and landed in the speedboat just as it caught fire?! Let's see it again right now!

Tell us, O Great One! Answer us these riddles! Does these unzip from the back, or there are buttons up front?

S3Jody for President

I've got a ton of these stickers with environmentally friendly water-based adhesives, these really cute buttons, oh, and how great is my campaign slogan: "Cast Your Voety for Jody"! Catchy, right? (Juniper, Ray Ray and Lila stare at her. Jody pulls Ophelia in) And can you believe I got Ophelia to be my campaign manager? (goes to put one of her flyers on a locker)

You know the old saying: "Keep your friends close, and your really stupid friends even closer". Look at her. She's so young and chipper, so full of life. What kind of cold, heartless monster would stand in the way of her dreams?

MOMelissa O’ Malley

Hey, guys! (sees Jody's flyer) Huh. Who is this Jody person? Does she even go to our school?

MOMelissa O’ Malley

That's cute, good luck with that. Remember Becky Montgomery, the girl who ran against me for second grade treasurer? (pulls out a picture of Becky Montgomery in the past) That was her before. (pulls out a picture of Becky Montgomery right now) And this was her after. Take a real good look at your little friend, because when I'm done with her, she's done. Kiss her goodbye, ladies! See ya! (She and her friend drive off)

PAPA Announcer

Fellow students of Orchid Bay Elementary, it's time to kick off to raise for school president with campaign commercials made by our two candidates, Jody Irwin and Melissa O'Malley.

VVideo (Jody Irwin)

Butterflies, flowers, puppies, candy. If you love all these things and truth in government, then you know who to vote for.

VVideo (Younger Jody Irwin)

Jody's in her big girl pants. No more poopies. (giggles as another snowball gets thrown at her face)

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