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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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S3Jody for President

VVideo (Jody Irwin)

(dressed as George Washington) This Election Day, choose the candidate who is a friend of all great and small! Cast your votey for Jody!

VVideo (Melissa O’ Malley)

Jody Irwin says she likes things like flowers and puppies. But what else does she love.

VVideo (Jody Irwin)

If you ask me, Mr. Hartwell, there's no such thing as too much homework. I love it!

VVideo (Melissa O’ Malley)

Jody Irwin also claims she's a friend to all. But what does she really think about you?

VVideo (Melissa O’ Malley)

Jody Irwin loves homework and hates you! Is that the kind of leader this school deserves?

VVideo (Melissa O’ Malley)

Vote Melissa O'Malley for president!

(looking for Jody outside the school) Jody! Jody?! (finds her crying under a tree as she goes to comfort her and a small pink monster enters the school) Oh, Jody, don’t cry, okay? Look, Melissa’s a jerk. And everybody knows it.

(upset) It's not my fault I’m not the coolest kid in school. Or prettiest, or the most popular.

Come on, we both know that's not true. I guess I'm okay with that. It's just not fair... (Juniper's bracelet starts to glow, she sees dark clouds forming near the school, she gets more nervous as Jody talks) ...that Melissa gets everything, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

I mean, come on! Who's smart and funny and talented and popular enough to boot Melissa in that fanny of hers? And-- (gasps as she gets an idea and looks at Juniper) You!

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