What is this?
“Defeating Jordan the Destroyer and Reversing the Spell” · Season 2
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (7), Monroe (6), Vikki Devyne (4), Ray Ray Lee (3), Referee (2)
What do you mean "what's this"?! I went to the land of Quegara, traversed the Gremble Beach, climbed Grand Gorge of Gorgia, truged through the snow of Malaperta, braved the rapids of Remoulardi, survived the forest of fire and ice, and I swam the vast fields of nothingness AND FOUGHT JORDAN THE DESTROYER FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE!!!
(grabs Vikki by her suit) Undo the monster spell!
Okay, okay. A deal's a deal. I'll make the call. Shouldn't take more than a second. (calls a number as Juniper checks that it's almost midnight) Hi, sweetheart. Hey, Gary. How are ya? Great! Marsha and the kids? Oh, you aren't kidding. Oh, she did not! That's amazing for her age! My little one didn't take her--
UNSPELL THE SPELL!!!
Right. Listen, sweetheart. You know the deal I made with the Thompson boy? Right, yeah, I need to reverse it. Okay, thanks, I'm sure. Dinner next weeks sounds fab. Oh, and if you're one minute late, I'll tear your eyes out. Bye-bye! (ends the call)
(sighs) Did I mentioned how much I hate Halloween?
Sure she'll fight again (eats a piece of chocolate) for the right price. I'm thinking $100,000, plus a bucket of dark chocolate with almonds.
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