SSShoe Shine Monster
Maybe, maybe not. What's it to ya?
“Making Deals Through the Underworld” · Season 2
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (10), Vikki Devyne (6), Referee (2), Monster Mom (1)
Well, I've also been told that you'll trade it for the Crystal Scepter of Malaperta.
BMBarber Monster
I shall trade the scepter for one item: the Ancient Talisman of Remoulardi.
The Ankh of Klakteria.
MMonster
The Shroud of Voldwans.
FPFight Promoter
(checks his watch and uses his tool to clean his teeth) Nope, I'm good.
Come on! Don't be like that! You want the Orb of Treacle? How about the Gemstone of the Elfin King Titus? A DVD player? Frequent flier miles?
FPFight Promoter
(answers his phone as it rings) Yello. What?! What do you mean he can't fight? The match is in two hours!
If I win the fight, you give me the shroud. If I don't, you don't.
Weighing at 73 pounds, soaking wet, Juniper "The Velvet Hammer" Lee!
And in the red corner, the 12-year champion of the Annihilator Fight Circuit, weighing at 3,716, two ounces, Jordan the Destroyer!
It's complicated.
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