All right, I need some explainage.
“A Plan to Turn the Monster Human Kids Back to Normal” · Season 2
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (2), Catherine (2), Gus (2), Monster Mom (2), Ray Ray Lee (1)
All our little monsters are supposed to turn back at midnight, right?
Look at my son! He's hideous! All pink and hairless and... (shudders) human!
MDMonster Dad
We have a family reunion coming up next week. I will not, I repeat, not take my daughter looking like this! UGH! With the dimples and the sassy hair... ugh!
Hey, hey, hey, my friends, over here. Listen, I can totally get my sister to fix your problem, right? But what are you guys gonna do for me, huh? Perhaps if you were willing to part with a little something milk chocolate or, let's say, n-nougat.
GWGus' Wife
This isn't some potion gone wrong, it's something worse.
CWCletus' Wife
Way worse.
Oh, that's enough mouth from you, young monster! You're in plenty of trouble as it is! He paid an agent demon to hex him into a human forever! Must have affected all our children! (the monster families gasp in shock) Oh, you betcha! I found this under his bag. (hands Juniper a card of said agent demon named Vikki Devyne)
Not another word outta you, mister! To think I sat on an egg and hatched you for nine months. To have you turn your back on our culture, our family!
ETEvan Thompson
Well... I mean... look a me now. I'm like, amazingly gorgeous and slime-free! I could totally be a model.
Okay, okay, I've heard enough. I'll go talk to the agent demon in the morning and see what I can do.
GWGus' Wife
Oh, you just knew it was gonna Catherine Thompson's kid who'd pull a stunt like this.
Calm down, sweetheart.
GWGus' Wife
Don't tell me to calm down, Gus! I... I've got a son that looks like Justin Timberlake!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.