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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

“Halloween in Orchid Bay” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Halloween in Orchid Bay” · Season 2

In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (11), Juniper Kim Lee (5), Barbara Lee (2), Monroe (1), Jody Irwin (1), Roger Radcliffe (1), Gus (1)

Milk chocolate, pile one. dark chocolate, pile two. Nut, nougat and crispy-filled chocolate, pile three. Other chocolate, pile four. Ew, butterscotch. (throws it to a sleeping Monroe who eats it) Candy corn, pile five. Peanut clusters, pile six. Gum, pile seven. Bubblegum, pile seven, subsection A. A toothbrush? A toothbrush?! Curse you Dr. Horatio Rosenberg, D.D.S of 42 Maple Drive! (throws the toothbrush to Monroe)

(offscreen) Ray Ray, pick your favorite five pieces. I'll be there in a sec to put the rest away for later.

Come on! Come on, man! (frantically starts eating some of his candy and puts the rest of them in his costume) Save the nougat! Save the nougat!

Hey, June, how are you? That's good, I'm just gonna walk around here for a while if that's cool. Hey, I wonder what's on TV. Ha, nothing much. Wonder how many chairs I can lift up at once?! I can’t feel my teeth!

I dunno, not much. Who's counting? Get off my back! (he and Juniper notice candy corn being thrown at her patio doors) Someone's throwing candy corn at your window! (opens Juniper's patio doors) Open it, open it, open it! Open your mouth, open your mouth, open your mouth!

Uh, yeah, we do. It's, like, midnight, and you're taking target practice at my window with holiday candy.

CCletus

No, this is huge, June. All of the monster's children have been turned into humans.

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