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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1

“Auntie Roon's Return” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Auntie Roon's Return” · Season 1

In this episode: Auntie Roon (7), Antelope Snake (5), Pus Goblin (5), Juniper Kim Lee (2), Winged Demon 2 (2), Ray Ray Lee (1), Ophelia Ramírez (1), Dennis Lee (1)

Oh, good! Because I was thinking that would be a waste of a perfectly good farm, if you know what I mean.

Oh, stop already! I'm homosapien intolerant. They give me gas. You don't wanna know, it's not pretty. Okay, boys, let's get this horror show on the road! I'm not getting any younger, you know.

Ooh, hold on a sec! (holds a pair of capri pants) One of you be a doll and see if you can get these in a size sixteen.

Oh, just ignore them. (They hear and see the clock. The time on it is 9:00) Oh, crud, it's already 9:00.

Okay, listen, you guys grab Roger, wait for Dennis and Ray Ray and meet me outside. I'll go find Ah-Mah and stall her.

WDWinged Demon 1

(in German accent) I wish she would stop calling us "girls".

That's right, darlings. Banishment schmanishment.(chuckles) You can't keep an old broad down forever. So kiss this world goodbye 'cause dinner is served, and you're it! (cackles, then coughs) Anyone have a hard candy?

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