1L10th level Warlock, Pus Goblin and Antelope Snake
Moltra ringo salta kelnar! Moltra ringo salta kelnar!
“Auntie Roon's Return” · Season 1
In this episode: Auntie Roon (7), Antelope Snake (5), Pus Goblin (5), Juniper Kim Lee (2), Winged Demon 2 (2), Ray Ray Lee (1), Ophelia Ramírez (1), Dennis Lee (1)
Tell me again why we're doing this here? (his oozing lands on the antelope snake's skin) We couldn't have picked someplace a little more roomy.
1L10th level Warlock
Hey, come on, it's not my fault somebody built a mall on sacred raising ground, it it?
Besides, look who's complaining, slime boy! We're not the ones oozing, Pus. I mean I just shed my skin, man. These scales are brand-new!
I'm a pus goblin! Did you expect me to be dipped in chocolate?
(whispering to the pus goblin) Yeah, she looks a rhino's butt with eyes. (They start snickering)
1L10th level Warlock
Knock it off! (Auntie Roon and her fish fly to them) Auntie Roon, hi! How was your banishment?
Oh, just great. Gone four centuries and this is all I get?! Wouldn't have killed you to rent a hall or something? Spring for a sweets table, maybe a band?
1L10th level Warlock
Yeah, yeah, listen, Auntie Roon, the guys and me are gonna be more than happy to throw you a little soiree, you know, after the boon, that is.
You know, boon-- a magical favor. We freed you from magical banishment and now we want you to do us a solid. Fair is fair.
1L10th level Warlock
The children!
And what do you boys plan on doing with them, may I ask?
1L10th level Warlock
Uh, we're gonna... take 'em to a farm!
Where there's a lot of room to run!
You're gonna eat 'em, aren't ya?
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