June, great! Could you help me scoop the guts out of this sucker? It always makes me queasy.
“Taking Care of the Batoot” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (13), Ray Ray Lee (7), Monroe (7), Barbara Lee (3), Michael Lee (3), Batoot Poacher 1 (3), Dennis Lee (2)
Well, warden, I thought he might be puckish. Besides, he's chained to the wall, he ain't goin' anywhere.
I told you, dude, he was starving. (to Hector) Just hang on, Hector! I'll have this bird toasted in an hour!
The TV, the pool table, the couches, the... (groans) He's eating our house one room at a time! (Hector burps loudly; groans) You aren't just bad luck, you're a menace!
Take it easy, lass. You'll bring the house down. The more upset he gets, the more bad luck he brings.
Oh, please! How much worse can it get?
Dudes, give us the Batoot, or we will wreak nine kinds of butt whooping on you!
BPBatoot Poacher 2
C'ha!
(observes from the window) And the hits just keep on coming.
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