June, this is so mean. You got him all locked up like the Birdman of Alcatraz.
“Taking Care of the Batoot” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (13), Ray Ray Lee (7), Monroe (7), Barbara Lee (3), Michael Lee (3), Batoot Poacher 1 (3), Dennis Lee (2)
He is in our furnished basement. There's wall-to-wall carpeting in a foosball table. I don't think Amnesty International is gonna protest. Now, he's on twenty-four hour watch, do not let him out of your sight.
Oh, huh, hey! Dennis, watcha doing there, big brother? (closes the door behind her)
(stops him) Oh! Okay, uh, I was just gonna go play video games in the den.
You can't. I'm playing video games in the den. (leaves)
(deadpan tone) Oh, Dennis, stop. That's so unfair.
BPBatoot Poacher 2
(sniffing a trashcan) Of what?
(deadpan tone) Oh, Dennis, please, come on, this isn't fair. When do I get a turn?
Do you see monkeys flying out of my butt? Well, as soon as you do, that's when it's your turn.
Well, kids, we're off for a night at the theater.
(holds up two tickets) Yes, "The Life of George Washington On Ice". All the founding fathers skating all around, oh.
Kristi Yamaguchi is playing Thomas Jefferson.
And now, you kids behave. Oh, and make sure our little chef doesn't burn the house down.
Ray Ray. He's cooking something in the kitchen. Oh, and tell him if he blows up another potato in the microwave, he's grounded until he's thirty. Mmm-hmm. Bye!
Bye!
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