Absolutely not! I will not be a party to this!
“Museum Field Trip” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (16), Marcus Conner (9), Ophelia Ramírez (7), Roger Radcliffe (4), Monroe (3), Jody Irwin (3)
Monroe, it's your job to help me!
No, it's my job to assist the Te Xuan Ze in maintaining the harmony between humanity and the world of magic, not to help you cheat on your homework!
It's not cheating! I'm just utilizing all of my assets. Some people use encyclopedias, I use a small, annoying dog who speaks Balmean and gets gas when he eats Indian food.
(sarcastically) Ooh, do I offend Her Majesty?
(shows him the Balmean words) Translate this!
No, the internet doesn't tend to complain as much!
Everything okay? I heard yelling.
(chuckles) I can't tell ya how many times my dog has actually eaten my homework. (wipes off Monroe's saliva off her notepad)
Yeah. For a little guy, he sure seems to have a lot of attitude.
Not much chance of getting this translated.
Yeah, sorry. I guess we'll have to go back to the museum tomorrow.
Eh, no big deal. It's not like the mummy's going anywhere.
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