You know, I like the museum a whole lot better before it was sold to the mall.
“Museum Field Trip” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (16), Marcus Conner (9), Ophelia Ramírez (7), Roger Radcliffe (4), Monroe (3), Jody Irwin (3)
Seriously, this is the worst field trip ever.
It's not so bad. They have a full Picasso exhibit. (points to said exhibit)
Yeah, Jeff Picasso. (looks at the map) They make sculptures out of lint.
Worst ever. Roger, hurry up!
(comes in with a medieval pig) I'm coming! Look what I got King Henry's Medieval Food Court. (places down the pig on a table) You guys want some? It's filled with cheese. (starts chowing down on the pig, which disgusts Juniper, Jody and Ophelia)
Hey, you get a haircut? Why'd you get a haircut for a field trip?
Oh, I just felt that I should, you know, look my best for all of the learning. Who was it that said, "if you look good, you learn good", right?
It's because you're paired up with Marcus Conner for your class project, right?
Marcus rocks. Sharp dresser and never gives wedgies. You gotta respect that. (continues chowing down the pig)
I'd much rather do my report with Marcus than Todd Feldman.
TFTodd Feldman
(comes in) Greetings, Padawan. It is I, Qui-Gon Todd. We have been instructed by the Jedi Council to investigate and report on the mysteries of the North American elk.
You call me Padawan again, freak show, AND YOU'LL BE EATING A LIGHTSABER!!!! (Todd runs away)
Marcus likes you. Like likes you, likes you. I can tell. I have a sense about it.
She does. It's totally creepy.
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