[on video will] Hello, I'm Rodney Ruxin. Everyone calls me Ruxin. And this is my last will and testament. First of all, congratulations for knowing me. You really knocked it out of the park, friend-wise. But now I have moved on—left this world for a better place.
Is it hot there?
Shh.
My prize golf clubs I leave to Pete. No, Kevin... Wha... Andre...
Me?
No... Pete... No, Kev... You know what, no, throw 'em away.
What?
Nope, sell them on Craigslist. No, you know what, throw them away.
It's classic. He even tinkers with his will.
Craigslist. Craigslist. A few things to clear up. Pete, your Paul's Boutique vinyl—I took it.
What?!
I listened to it, I scratched it, I threw it away and blamed it on the lacrosse team.
Son of a bitch. [noticing Sofia] Sorry.
To Jenny--honestly, I don't get it. I don't see what Kevin sees in you. I don't get you guys; never did.
100% agree.
Yeah.
Now, if I die or am incapacitated during the regular season, I bequeath my team to... Andre.
What?
He picked me. Out of all of you, he picked me. This is great. I mean...
Andre, the shit just got really real.
Okay.
And you better not fuck this up.
No pressure, buddy.
This has been my last will and testament. I mean, whatever, I'm dead now. So I just want to wish you one last hearty and heartfelt... Suck it!
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