That one Green Giant spot has been a real monkey on my back. I'll tell you one thing: If they ever ask you to put on a pair of green tights, no matter how much they offer you, you just walk away. Walk away.
I'll remember that.
“The Garden Weasel (a.k.a. What Have You Done For Me Lately?)” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Larry Sanders (5), Hank Kingsley (1), Artie (1)
Fine, you just go home. I'll come over there later; stick a red hot poker up your ass. We'll call it even.
Okay. You have my address, right?
And your poker size.
The only reason I'm not running for president this year, I swear to God, is I am afraid no woman would come forward to say she had sex with me.
Sonny Bono did not get elected to a Senate seat here in California. That's when you know you live in California, when you look on the ballot and Sonny Bono is running for a senate seat. I was really towards running for the Captain of Captain & Tennille, because evidently, he at least has some military experience.
So how many of you saw Bill Clinton on Arsenio Hall when he played the sax? Well, good to know you're watching my competition.
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