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The Larry Sanders Show · Season 1, Episode 1

Larry in “The Garden Weasel (a.k.a. What Have You Done For Me Lately?)”

Larry SandersGarry Shandling

The only reason I'm not running for president this year, I swear to God, is I am afraid no woman would come forward to say she had sex with me.

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