Alright, I see what's going on. I'll turn around and somebody put the memo in front of me.
[the whole staff throws copies of the memo on the desk]
Very funny, very fucking funny.
“The New Producer” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Larry Sanders (2), Hank Kingsley (1), Jerry (1), Phil (1)
[reading the new producer's memo] "Unfortunately, Phil's social maladjustment runs so deep that he is unpredictable and volatile. My guess is that he talks badly about Larry behind his back." Oh, right. You know Larry is just the kind of asshole to read that and believe it.
[smirking, without Phil noticing] Yeah, the memo is way off.
Social maladjustment... what the hell does that mean? You know, now I'm sorry for making copies of this for everybody.
We're discussing the memo, Hank.
What memo?
Don't act out.
That's an... that's an insult. I'm not acting dumb. I don't know what memo. I'm sorry but that's how I feel.
Alright, I'm sorry.
I don't know about it.
They'll tell you about it. [to his staff] Tell him about the memo.
[after Larry left the room, Hank takes the memo from his pocket] Do you believe this shit?
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