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The Larry Sanders Show · Season 1, Episode 1

Artie and Larry in “The Garden Weasel (a.k.a. What Have You Done For Me Lately?)”

Artie

Fine, you just go home. I'll come over there later; stick a red hot poker up your ass. We'll call it even.

Larry

Okay. You have my address, right?

Artie

And your poker size.

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