Will quotes from The Inbetweeners

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(voiceover) Truth be told, the first-day nerves had got to me, so I went for what turned out to be one of the more eventful shits of my life.

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Anyone can be your friend. You just need to hang around them long enough.

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(voiceover) So it looked like it might be quite some time before we were picking up girls in the car.

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(voiceover) Despite our excitement, we knew it would take a miracle for Simon to pass his test. But miracles often comes in unlikely packages.

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(voiceover) Simon never did tell us what happened on his driving test.

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(voiceover) So we had a car. It was a shit car, but it was still a car. All we needed now was some girls.

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(voiceover) It’s true. Girls do like cars. They just don’t like shitty little yellow cars that ruin funerals and don’t have all the doors they were made with. Girls are also less keen on boys who wear Speedos, borderline sex pests and people who insult the disabled.

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..Inconsiderate arseholes!

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(voiceover) But it’s not all bad. What we learned today is there isn’t a car on the planet that can make us cool, whatever state it was in.

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(voiceover) Hi, I’m Will, and as a special treat, I now get to finish my A-Levels at a state comprehensive.

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(voiceover) Despite Simon’s best efforts, we made it to Camber Sands alive. We’d arranged to meet Jay at the service station, and though Simon could just about drive a car, getting petrol into it still remained a mystery.

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(voiceover) So the big night was finally here. The Caravan Club disco and all its delights of the flesh lay just inside a giant garden shed.

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(voiceover) And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I then had to spend a night in a caravan with Jay's dad and his irritable bowel.

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(voiceover) It was a moment of truth. Prom night had arrived, and as I watched my crack team setting things up, it’s fair to say I was shitting myself.

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(voiceover) Despite being organised by my team of geeks, it actually looked like people were enjoying the party.

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(voiceover) As Neil was about to discover, the problem with drinking for Dutch courage is the next level of drunk up from that is Dutch dickhead.

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(voiceover) So far, so good. The band rocked, people largely found the toilets without a sign, and bet of all, my throat remained un-ripped out. Now all I had to worry about was Jay’s DJing.