Kerry quotes from The Inbetweeners

What’s up, Kezza?

(sobbing) He dumped me.

Will

No, I couldn’t have, 'cause we were never going out!

(sobbing) He used me, and then he dumped me because I’m so big.

Will, I don’t know how you can do this, especially after everything Kerry’s been through!

Will

It hasn’t been an easy ride for me either! Trying to stay out of her clutches!

Her dad died last month!

Will

Well, that’s awful. Obviously. But not-

What?

Will

Well it’s not…it’s not relevant, is it?

Will

If you want the truth, Kerry gives out blowjobs like they’re going out of fashion and, by all accounts, I’m one of the only ones to have turned her down!

(sobbing) I hate you!

Will, I want you to leave.

I’ll give you a blowjob.

Will

I’m sure you will.