Inner Frat Boy and Billy in “Unfinished Business”

What's up, Billy? You look a little down.

Billy

Who're you?

I'm your Inner Frat Boy, dude.

Billy

Wow! I didn't even know I had an Inner Frat Boy!

Well, Sure. Everybody has an Inner Frat Boy. Since your here, it must mean you need my help. [belches]

Billy

Well, as a matter of fact I do have a problem. These really scary clowns keep on scaring me!

Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.

Billy

They're not?

No, they're just different, and just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?! What, my way of life ain't good enough for ya?!

Billy

So you're saying I should beat them up?

Billy, fighting outside of a hockey rink is WRONG. But I'm imaginary, so do what you gotta do.

Billy

Thanks for all your help, Inner Frat Boy.

No problem, Billy! [Pulls out a paddle] Now, ya ready for your paddlin'?

Billy

Uh, no.

[Sounding disappointed] Oh... OK... another time, then...