A character in The Golden Palace
Played by Betty White
The Golden Palace · 59 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Golden Palace: in 31 of its 59 quotes
Most scenes with: Sophia Petrillo (14), Blanche Devereaux (8), Roland Wilson (8)
Rose[about Miles] I still call him up in the middle of the night to hear the cute things he says. [imitating Miles] "Don't you know what time it is?" "This happens again, I'm calling the police!" "Who the hell is this?" [in normal voice] And then, before I hang up I always say, "You blew it big time, smart boy."
And he doesn't recognize your voice?
RoseNo! I talk to him through a kazoo.
Look -- Rose, sweetheart...
RoseDon't "sweetheart" me! This was supposed to be our day! Our wedding! Our life! Well, you blew it big time, smart boy! [runs off]
[realizing] Oh my God, she's the kazoo woman!
[about burnt duck] Have you ever seen a duck this black and Smoky?
RoseI have. Daffy. But only after Bugs Bunny gives him a dynamite cigar. Why doesn't that duck ever learn?
He can't, Rose. He doesn't have a brain. Sound familiar?
RoseOh, I'm the dumb one? You're the one who's overcooked three meals today. In fact, if we had a Stupid Person Race, I think you'd come in first.
I'm sorry. Maybe the oven is broken.
RoseOh! It is! Didn't you get the note I left inside of the oven.
[holding burnt note] And at the wire, it's Rose by a nose.
[as Rose prepares for his wedding] Look, Rose, I know how awkward this has been for you, but you have to believe me, Rose, I had no intention of hurting you.
RoseI'm a professional, Miles. I would never let my personal feelings for you keep me from planning the best wedding I can.
Well, I'm glad to hear that, Rose. [sees a box full of stones on the table] Hey, what are these stones for?
Rose[glaring at him] I thought we'd throw them instead of rice.
I'm going to go slip into something that will make me look my best.
RoseMay I suggest a time machine?
I don't know much about Blanche's personal life, but so what if she likes to date?
RoseI used to think that until this Ernie came along. This is the hump that broke the camel's back.
I think that's "the straw that broke the camel's back."
RoseBoy, you don't know much about Blanche's personal life, do you?
[referring to Sex Seminar] This sounds awesome. I'm there! I haven't told you but I've been having some problems with my sexual partners lately.
RoseSuch as?
I don't have any!
RoseHow would you like me to iron those wrinkles out of your face, you little snitch?
Ooh! I'd like that!
Good evening, my name is... [notices Chuy's name tag] ...Chuy Castillos.
RoseOh my gosh, what a coincidence. Our cook is named Chuy Castillos.
RoseIf Chuy should marry your mom, that would make you...
A convicted killer!
RoseI don't know anything.
Boy, there's a tattoo for your forehead.
Good news, everybody, I'm back from vacation.
Yeah, that's...
Have no fear, Petrillo is...
RoseGood to...
She's tan, she's rested, she's ready to crack wise. Who, you say? "Sophia. That's who!".
Fine.
I thought you said you missed me, what do I have to do to get some attention around here, a cartwheel? [long pause] OK, here goes. But I should warn you, I'm not wearing any underwear.
RoseCongratulate me, Sophia! I've finally finished that jigsaw puzzle!
Big deal! It took you six months!
RoseOn the box it said two to four years!
Rose[referring to Stan's death] So how are we going to tell Sophia?
We'll break it to her gently, tonight, just before we put her to bed.
Guess who I just ran into!
RoseNot Stan, he's dead!
Actually, Grandma, we thought we'd go jet skiing this afternoon.
RoseOh that sounds exciting!
Yeah, tonight we thought we'd, you know, check out some of the clubs!
RoseThat sounds like fun!
We thought Rick and I could share a room!
RoseSounds like a cold day in Hell.
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