[referring to Sex Seminar] This sounds awesome. I'm there! I haven't told you but I've been having some problems with my sexual partners lately.
Such as?
I don't have any!
“Heartbreak Hotel” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Sophia Petrillo (3), Rose Nylund (1), Chuy Castillos (1), Roland Wilson (1)
[to Rose, Roland, and Chuy] You're just being condescending to an old lady. But I'm a person, damn it! If you prick me do I not bleed?...eventually.
Will you look at all the toilet paper I found in the freezer? How many times do I have to tell Blanche, "Please, don't freeze the Charmin?"
Chuy...
I mean who's gonna want to use frozen toilet paper?
[Grabs roll] At my age, any thrill will do.
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