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S1 E12

The Golden Palace · Season 1, Episode 12

Chuy, Rose and others in “Rose and Fern”

Chuy

[about burnt duck] Have you ever seen a duck this black and Smoky?

Rose

I have. Daffy. But only after Bugs Bunny gives him a dynamite cigar. Why doesn't that duck ever learn?

Sophia

He can't, Rose. He doesn't have a brain. Sound familiar?

Rose

Oh, I'm the dumb one? You're the one who's overcooked three meals today. In fact, if we had a Stupid Person Race, I think you'd come in first.

Sophia

I'm sorry. Maybe the oven is broken.

Rose

Oh! It is! Didn't you get the note I left inside of the oven.

Chuy

[holding burnt note] And at the wire, it's Rose by a nose.

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