Dorothy, I thought you were going to make him suffer.
Oh and I will, tomorrow morning I'll tell him he's the worst lover I've ever had.
“What a Difference a Date Makes” · Season 6, Episode 21
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (2), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (1)
Where's my tuna quiche? You heard me, I said where's my tuna quiche? I get five ounces of solid food a day, and I want my tuna quiche!
You mean that little pie?
Little pie? Little pie?!
I wanted a snack.
A snack?!
I thought it was a little fishy.
[violently shaking Rose back and forth] Oh! You ate my sensible meal! You ate my sensible meal!
Blanche, stop, Blanche! You're out of control!
[coming to her senses] Oh my God! Oh Rose honey, I'm sorry! What did I just do?
[grabs Blanche's shoulders and shakes her] This!
Honey, we know dieting is hard, we've all been there. I remember the time Stan and I went on that "Weight Loss Through Sex" diet, the idea being every time you felt hungry you would substitute food with some sexual activity.
Did it work?
I gained 18 pounds!
[Blanche learns that Rose also drank her diet shake, in addition to eating her tuna quiche]
Oh shut up! Shut up you babblin' bobble-headed, bleached blonde...
Baboon!
Baboon! [storms out of kitchen and Rose glares at Sophia]
She needed a B.
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