The Golden Girls · Season 6, Episode 6
“Feelings” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (4), Blanche Devereaux (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Rose Nylund (2)
[telling a story about St. Olaf's moodiest plastic surgeon] Dr. Olfnooner did some work on my mom, and do you who she came out looking like? Raymond Massey!
Rose, that's terrible!
Well, that's what I thought when I accused the guy of malpractice and ruined his business. Unfortunately, little did I know...
Know what, Rose?
That was the look she was going for!
I wish men would have breasts, just for one day. Then they'd know what it's like to be judged by some physical trait. I mean, just because I'm built like this, you wouldn't believe how many people think I'm dumb!
Rose, you're too hard on yourself. I know people who think you're dumb over the phone.
[meeting Blanche] Blanche Devereaux! I've heard quite a bit about you!
All good, I hope.
I'm sorry, I can't reveal things learned in Confession. But it's nice to match a name up with a face.
Oh, Blanche, you did a pretty good job focusing this for Rose, and for me. I have to admit, you would have made a very good psychologist.
Great idea, pussycat. Give Blanche an office with a couch and a license to charge by the hour.
Oh, a student pays attention, works hard, gets good grades. Does that make him a geek?
Uh, no, that makes him a dork. Geek is more like, y'know, somebody with no friends, stays home every Saturday night, nose always buried in a book.
[to Sophia, who is opening her mouth to speak] One word out of you and I cut off your supply of Metamucil.
[signing Kevin's cast] We'll just change this to Miss Zbornak eats shit-ake mushrooms.
A woman has the option to say no. Honey, you weren't given that option. You were given nitrous oxide.
Blanche, when have you ever said "no?"
Did I say there was gonna be a question and answer period after I spoke?
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