Oh, Pussycat, just the person I'm looking for. I have a question for you, strictly hypothetical. Let's say a man wants to take you on a date.
Why is that hypothetical?
Check your calendar, Pussycat.
“Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (5), Sophia Petrillo (4), Blanche Devereaux (2)
CMrs. Continni
Oh, wait a minute, you forgot to answer the questions on the back and I still need a picture.
Can you settle for a thousand words?
CMrs. Continni
No.
[after telling the story of how her nanny left her] We Southerners don't forget things like that.
It's true. Possum is brain food.
JJack
Will I see you again?
Probably not. I will be at the Florida State Women's Prison.
JJack
The one in Jacksonville? They used to come to our dances. Why are you going there?
Murder!
JJack
Ooh...you're gonna meet some great gals.
[in a small voice] Hi, Pussycat.
SAY GOODBYE, OLD WOMAN!
Have a good time?
Do I sound like I had a good time?
How the hell should I know? You're always like this.
Ma, will you stop meddling in my life? I am sick of it! I told you, if I want a date I can find one for myself!
Oh, Dorothy, dear sweet delusional Dorothy.
Blanche, if you don't mind, I'm having a heart to heart with my mother. [turns to Sophia] Now, listen up, you withered old Sicilian monkey!
I don't have to take this! Keep it up, and I'll send you to Shady Pines!
That's where I take you!
Ouch... guess I backed into that one.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Golden Girls pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.