Dorothy and Kevin in “Feelings”

Dorothy

Oh, a student pays attention, works hard, gets good grades. Does that make him a geek?

Uh, no, that makes him a dork. Geek is more like, y'know, somebody with no friends, stays home every Saturday night, nose always buried in a book.

Dorothy

[to Sophia, who is opening her mouth to speak] One word out of you and I cut off your supply of Metamucil.