The Golden Girls · Season 5, Episode 23
“All Bets Are Off” · Season 5, Episode 23
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
[referring to her painting] I think it's impossible to paint autumn in St. Olaf.
How come?
Maybe it's because of the horrible St. Olaf Falling Leif story.
Rose, if this a story about a man named Leif, I don't want to hear it.
It's not that long.
No.
It has a surprise ending.
All right Rose, just the ending, but keep it short!
...Splat!
[on her paintings] I call them "Winter of St. Olaf," "Spring of St. Olaf," and "Summer of St. Olaf."
Why haven't you painted the "Fall of St. Olaf"?
Because it hasn't happened yet. Although we came pretty close when New Math came along.
Rose, I think he's referring to autumn.
Blanche, what's wrong, you're shaking?
I have been humiliated and degraded.
Many times, you're just figuring it out now?
Sophia, I've decided to wear this little watch on a chain nestled cunningly in my cleavage. Do I need anything else?
Implants.
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