[referring to her painting] I think it's impossible to paint autumn in St. Olaf.
How come?
Maybe it's because of the horrible St. Olaf Falling Leif story.
Rose, if this a story about a man named Leif, I don't want to hear it.
It's not that long.
No.
It has a surprise ending.
All right Rose, just the ending, but keep it short!
...Splat!
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