Ma, you cannot get upset over [losing] one pound.
Maybe you can't, I can. For fifty years my weight hasn't changed by an ounce, and as far as I'm concerned, until I'm back to 99, I'm no longer Sophia Petrillo.
Mornin', Dorothy. Mornin', Sophia.
Who?
“Rites of Spring” · Season 4, Episode 23
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (2), Blanche Devereaux (1), Rose Nylund (1)
YYvonne
[leads the girls' workout] Whirlybirds!
WWomen
[imitate Yvonne] Whirlybirds!
YYvonne
Jackhammer!
WWomen
Jackhammer!
YYvonne
Windshield wipers!
WWomen
Windshield wipers!
YYvonne
[suddenly stops and grabs her leg in pain while still hopping] Oh! Charley horse!
[grabs her leg and hops] Charley horse!
She has a cramp, you peabrain!
I can't balance my checkbook. Ah, what the hell, I'm only off by a few pennies.
A few pennies? To you it may not be much, but back in Sicily, a few pennies could make the difference between owning a gun and having to insert bullets into your victim manually.
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