The Golden Girls · Season 4, Episode 24
“Foreign Exchange” · Season 4, Episode 24
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rose Nylund (1)
Dorothy, have you ever heard of something called "dirty dancing"?
Well of course Blanche. They did it in that movie.
What movie?
Lawrence of Arabia, Rose.
This flier that came in the mail says they're gonna start a dirty dancin' course down at Lawson's Dance Studio. What do you say, Dorothy?
Oh no, I can't see myself swinging my hips and wildly gyrating my pelvis, I'm not interested.
And the world heaves a collective sigh of relief. [Dorothy glares at her]
[seeing Blanche hold Rose in a dirty dancing pose] What they do is their business, but if I ever see your hand on Rose's behind, it'll kill me!
Dorothy, now do you see why I'm so embarrassed? Can you imagine a dance with movements just like making love and I can't do it?!
Relax Blanche, maybe standing up is what's throwing you.
Don't raise your voice at your mama! You know, your not too old for me to take you across my knee!
You lay a finger on me, your teeth will be back in Sicily before you are!
[laughing] That's my girl! You got lots of spirit, just like you beautiful mama!
[in unison] Thank you.
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