Ma, you cannot get upset over [losing] one pound.
Maybe you can't, I can. For fifty years my weight hasn't changed by an ounce, and as far as I'm concerned, until I'm back to 99, I'm no longer Sophia Petrillo.
Mornin', Dorothy. Mornin', Sophia.
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