The Golden Girls · Season 4, Episode 21
“Little Sister” · Season 4, Episode 21
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Rose Nylund (2), Dorothy Zbornak (1)
[about her sister Holly] We haven't gotten along since we were kids.
Why is she coming here then?
Well, she's here on business. She's a world renown flautist.
Oh, she plays the flute?
No, Dorothy, she plays the flaut. It's a Scandinavian instrument that looks like a tuba except it's got hair on the bottom. Of course she plays the flute!
[on Dreyfuss, the dog] Why is there a big hairy beast in my house?
My guess is because he bought you dinner.
[meeting Holly] Who's this?
Well, this is...
Oh wait, Rose, let me. She's feisty, zesty, and full of Old World charm, Sophia!
She's mopey, dopey, and full of crap, Rose's sister. Don't mess with me, kid, I have the home court advantage!
Dreyfuss is gone.
He ran away?
No, we had a falling out and agreed to a trial separation. Of course he ran away!
But when?
I'm not sure. I have it pinpointed sometime between 10:15 today and late last Thursday.
You have no recollection of Dreyfuss since last Thursday?
I have no recollection period since last Thursday! Anything could have happened in three days. I just hope I'm not carrying Steve Garvey's baby.
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