Gin!
Sophia, we're playin' Hearts.
I know, I felt like drinking some. If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
“The Impotence of Being Ernest” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Blanche Devereaux (3), Rose Nylund (3), Sophia Petrillo (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2)
[to Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia] Were you three listening to our conversation?!
Absolutely not. You know we would never eavesdrop.
They made me do it. When I turn my hearing-aid up to ten, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!
[on Ernie] Impotent? Are you sure?
Oh Blanche, what would you have done, asked him to prove it?
[on Ernie] But I still can't understand why he hasn't even approached the subject of... you know... sex. I mean, not that I'm in a hurry or anything, but we have been dating awhile.
Honey, sometimes you have to stoke a man's fire a little bit.
Words of wisdom from the human torch.
If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships anyway.
EErnest
You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.
EErnest
You get all sweaty, and flushed.
Your hair gets mussed.
EErnest
You lose your breath.
You lose your earrings.
EErnest
[steadily turned on] Your mouth waters...
[steadily turned on] Your nose runs...
EErnest
...your heart races...
...your blood races...
EErnest
...Rose...
...say it, Ernie...
EErnest
It's time, Rose.
[raises hand] Check, please!
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