Ma, what are you doing!?
[caught sneaking Bridget's meal] It's a little habit I picked up, I call it eating.
“Family Affair” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (7), Blanche Devereaux (5), Rose Nylund (2), Sophia Petrillo (2)
Dorothy, do you realize it has been four days since I have enjoyed the company of a man?
I know, Blanche. I've been marking the days off on my "Big Ships of the Navy" calendar.
I don't think I can stand it much longer! My body feels like a Corvette up on blocks with its engine racin', the wheels just spinnin' and spinnin' with nowhere to go! I feel like I'm gonna EXPLODE! [grabs Dorothy's hand] Dorothy, you have to help me, you have to do somethin'...
Honey, there's nothing I can do, so get that look out of your eye and let go of my hand.
Maybe Michael needs a little exposure.
Exposure to what?
To plutonium, Rose.
MMichael
[caught in bed with Bridget] Grandma, this isn't what it looks like!
Please! I'm eighty years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell remember what it looks like!
[Rose is in denial about Michael and Bridget's affair]
You know how it is when you can't believe something.
Yes, I can't believe Alan Thicke has a hit series, but that doesn't mean it isn't so.
Rose, what do you call a woman who sleeps with a man on the first date?
[trying to defuse situation] A damn good sport?
Michael seems like such a nice young man.
Oh, he really is. But I'm worried about him; he's always been a little flighty.
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that; Grandma Hollingsworth always said I was a little flighty... Or was it a little floozy?
Rose, what would you call a girl who sleeps with a man she's known for one day?
[trying to defuse situation] A damn good sport?
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