Blanche and Dorothy in “Family Affair”

Dorothy, do you realize it has been four days since I have enjoyed the company of a man?

I know, Blanche. I've been marking the days off on my "Big Ships of the Navy" calendar.

I don't think I can stand it much longer! My body feels like a Corvette up on blocks with its engine racin', the wheels just spinnin' and spinnin' with nowhere to go! I feel like I'm gonna EXPLODE! [grabs Dorothy's hand] Dorothy, you have to help me, you have to do somethin'...

Honey, there's nothing I can do, so get that look out of your eye and let go of my hand.