Will and Veronica in “That's No Lady, That's My Cousin”

Will

Hurt me, hurt me! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up, baby?

The name's Veronica.

Will

Ooh, Veronica, I like that.

Great, now I can die.

Will

Whoa, whoa, whoa, now, baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

And?

Will

And I just want to let you know that I might let you consider being with me.

Is that what passes for a compliment?

Will

Wait, listen...

No, you listen. If you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a normal human being. Got it?

Will

Actually, baby, you got it, but I'll take donations!