Philip, Will and others in “That's No Lady, That's My Cousin”

Philip

For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper: Boom-Boom Lasalle.

Will

I wonder why they called her that.

Philip

For some reason, she took a liking to me. So she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.

Will

You the man, Uncle Phil.

Philip

Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...(Vivian slams a plate of food on the table in front of him) finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.

Wait a minute, Philip. Go back to when you finished your Yoo-Hoo.