TV show quotes
[The Flintstones and Rubbles finally return to their own time]
Hey, what happened?
Oh, nothing, except we were chased by lionosauruses, clobbered by Columbus, shocked in Philadelphia, trampled on, screamed at, and if that's how your time machine works, YOU can have it, buddy!
You're a little late for Halloween, aren't ya, buddy?
You're not Barney.
Who?
Barney Rubble. Doesn't he live here?
[laughs] That's a hot one. B.J. Rubble the multimillionaire living here? You're a regular comedian, mister.
Barney Rubble a millionaire?
Yeah, struck it rich in oil years ago. Mr. Rubble lives way up there on tip of that hill. Calls the estate Sandstone Simeon. Everyone knows about B.J. Rubble the millionaire. You must have been asleep for the last twenty years, pal.
Gee, maybe he's right. Maybe I have been asleep for twenty years, like in that Rip van Winklestone story. [starts crying] I've slept my whole life away! My family's gone, my friends disappeared, Barney is rich! Barney, he'll remember me! I'm his best friend and he'll know where Wilma and Pebbles are!
Look at Dino over there, look how he's lying there missing me.
[Dino is seen sleeping, dreaming about a female dinosaur kissing him]
[sarcastically] Yeah, he sure looks like he's missing you all right. [chuckles]
Hey, Dino. Psst, psst. Dino. Here, Dino. Come to Daddy. [Dino wakes up] Come to Daddy and show him how much you miss him. [Dino walks over to Fred] That's a good Dino. You miss your dadda, don't you? [Dino growls and bites Fred's nose] Yeowch! [Dino walks away barking] How do you like that? And he's supposed to be man's best friend.
Yeah, he sure didn't miss you that time, Fred. [laughs]
Diabogeny!
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Hee hee hee... whatever you say, Fred!
Bamm, bamm!
It's a living.
I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.
Where's your get up and go?
It just got up and went.
Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way.
Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone.
Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here.
Ha ha ha ha! See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.
That's easy - you women!
How can you be so stupid?
Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry.
I'm sorry you're stupid.
Barney hasn't hit him yet.
Barney couldn't hit the floor with his hat!
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