S6 E8Rip Van Flintstone
MMan
You're a little late for Halloween, aren't ya, buddy?
Barney Rubble. Doesn't he live here?
MMan
[laughs] That's a hot one. B.J. Rubble the multimillionaire living here? You're a regular comedian, mister.
Barney Rubble a millionaire?
MMan
Yeah, struck it rich in oil years ago. Mr. Rubble lives way up there on tip of that hill. Calls the estate Sandstone Simeon. Everyone knows about B.J. Rubble the millionaire. You must have been asleep for the last twenty years, pal.
Gee, maybe he's right. Maybe I have been asleep for twenty years, like in that Rip van Winklestone story. [starts crying] I've slept my whole life away! My family's gone, my friends disappeared, Barney is rich! Barney, he'll remember me! I'm his best friend and he'll know where Wilma and Pebbles are!
S6 E15How to Pick a Fight with Your Wife Without Really Trying
Look at Dino over there, look how he's lying there missing me.
[Dino is seen sleeping, dreaming about a female dinosaur kissing him]
[sarcastically] Yeah, he sure looks like he's missing you all right. [chuckles]
Hey, Dino. Psst, psst. Dino. Here, Dino. Come to Daddy. [Dino wakes up] Come to Daddy and show him how much you miss him. [Dino walks over to Fred] That's a good Dino. You miss your dadda, don't you? [Dino growls and bites Fred's nose] Yeowch! [Dino walks away barking] How do you like that? And he's supposed to be man's best friend.
Yeah, he sure didn't miss you that time, Fred. [laughs]
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