Wilma Flintstone quotes from The Flintstones

Wilma

Stop, Now.

Wilma

I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.

Wilma

[after the wives realize the guys' deception] State of shock, huh?

What?

Barney

But Fred, my legs are getting tired.

Fred

Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!

Barney

I'm too pooped to pump.

Wilma

It won't be long now. Barney's running out of gas.

I know. It'll be nice to have them back.

Fred

The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner]

Wilma

FRED!

Fred

AAH!

Wilma

What are you peeking around corners for?

[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! / Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble... / Are to blame for all this trouble... [spoken] And if they think that we'll forget... [sung] They're outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!

Fred

"Hm. Here's the crook of the month."15,000 reward for information leading to apprehension of Albert Bonehart. Wanted for questioning in disappearance of three former wives, Bonehart's fourth wife was last seen in a little railroad station in a valise, a ladies hatbox, and an executive's briefcase." Well, that's one way to send your wife to the country."Description, Bonehart is 5'10", has wavy hair, a natty mustache, and walks with a limp, due to an impediment, Bonehart speaks with a slight British accent, and has difficulty pronouncing 'good evening'."Approach with caution."No one I know. Oh, well.Good night, Wilma.

Wilma

Good night, Fred.

It is a birdcage.

Barney

Why would you keep a fishy in a birdcage?

Because it's a flying fishy. The world's rarest fishy.The legendary man-eating piranhakeet.

[chirping] [screeches]

Barney

That's cute. Is this piranhakeet, uh, finger-trained?

Look out. Fingers, toes, whatever it can get its teeth into. It's the only flying man-eater in the world and the other scientists think it's extinct.

Which reminds me of my other motive for stopping by.May I use your phone to call Agatha? Mine's been disconnected.

Fred

Okay but don't forget to reverse the charges on your alibi.

Of course, You know.Certainly. Hello, pussycat. [Agatha chatters angrily] But, pussycat, I am sending the trunk with your weights and barbells. [angry chatter continues] I know you're out of shape. I didn't mean it that way, pussycat. [chattering continues]Of course, you need a workout. I'll try to be there as soon as I can.

Your suspicions are correct. The story had a happy ending. Science was indeed astounded by my discovery of a living man-eater which can be trained to eat wives, too, if necessary. Chirp for the people.

[chirping][screeches]

Please forgive its toothy grin. It acts just like a canary that ate the pussycat.Good evening.

Fred

Wilma, where's the sport section of the newspaper?

Wilma

I think Mr. Gypsum took it.

Fred

Wilma, where's the last bottle of Rocky Cola I was saving?

Wilma

I think Montague took it.

Fred

Wilma, where's that magazine I was reading?

Wilma

I think Monty took it.

Fred

Oh, Wilma, where's that bottle of rat poison?

Wilma

FRED, YOU CAN'T!

Fred

WELL, He'S TAKEN Everything ELSE!

Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.

Fred

Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?

Wilma

Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.

We heard him described to a T.

Fred

Wilma, do you know where they went?

Wilma

They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.

Fred

Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.

Barney

Yeah Fred?

Fred

C'mon, let's go.

Barney

Right Fred.

Fred

You ever play football, Barney?

Barney

Yeah Fred, why?

Fred

Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

Wilma

Have you made any plans, Fred?

Fred

Yeah. I figure we can sell the car and then we'll have enough money to eat.

Barney

While we're hitchhiking home.

Hitchhiking home?

Wilma

Fred Flintstone! Did you lose all our money?

Fred

Yes Wilma.

OOH! NOO!

Fred

[After Wilma starts feeding Pebbles to stop her from crying] All that noise because she was hungry?

Wilma

[offscreen] Ever hear yourself when your dinner's ten minutes late, Fred?

Hi, Peek-a-Boo fans! As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows, and we've received 000s of letters asking us to repeat it! [chuckles]

Oh no; they're repeating it!

So, tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from...the bachelor party!

Wilma

Fred!

Barney!

Wilma

Why, they told us they're going to a...FRED FLINTSTONE!

BARNEY RUBBLE!

Wilma

Barney hasn't hit him yet.

Barney couldn't hit the floor with his hat!