Betty Rubble quotes from The Flintstones

He is a big movie star

[After Wilma sees Fred in Scout master uniform] I thought the army had hit the bottom of the barrel.

Men like our figures before marriage, but not afterward. [A pun on household checking account figures]

Wilma

[after the wives realize the guys' deception] State of shock, huh?

What?

Barney

But Fred, my legs are getting tired.

Fred

Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!

Barney

I'm too pooped to pump.

Wilma

It won't be long now. Barney's running out of gas.

I know. It'll be nice to have them back.

Of all the dumb tricks you stupid pesky blockhead Fred Flintstone that trampoline business takes the cake. I'm very disappointed in you. And you've deliberately disobeyed me… I do not want to jump the trampoline again. Do you hear me. This trampoline is for kids.

Barney

Yes Wilma! Watch your mouth and stop calling me stupid pesky blockhead.

Barney

Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?

Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.

The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed off runt happens to be my best friend.

[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! / Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble... / Are to blame for all this trouble... [spoken] And if they think that we'll forget... [sung] They're outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!

Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.

Fred

Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?

Wilma

Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.

We heard him described to a T.

Fred

Wilma, do you know where they went?

Wilma

They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.

Fred

Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.

Barney

Yeah Fred?

Fred

C'mon, let's go.

Barney

Right Fred.

Fred

You ever play football, Barney?

Barney

Yeah Fred, why?

Fred

Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.

Wilma

Have you made any plans, Fred?

Fred

Yeah. I figure we can sell the car and then we'll have enough money to eat.

Barney

While we're hitchhiking home.

Hitchhiking home?

Wilma

Fred Flintstone! Did you lose all our money?

Fred

Yes Wilma.

OOH! NOO!

Hi, Peek-a-Boo fans! As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows, and we've received 000s of letters asking us to repeat it! [chuckles]

Oh no; they're repeating it!

So, tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from...the bachelor party!

Wilma

Fred!

Barney!

Wilma

Why, they told us they're going to a...FRED FLINTSTONE!

BARNEY RUBBLE!

[upon seeing Fred dressed as Santa] Santa Claus! Am I glad to see you! I'd like a mink coat, three new dresses, some wall-to-wall furniture and...

Fred

Aw, cut it out, Betty. You know it's me.

Ah, I was afraid it might be. But just in case you were Santa, I didn't want to pass up the opportunity.

Hey, what happened?

Oh, nothing, except we were chased by lionosauruses, clobbered by Columbus, shocked in Philadelphia, trampled on, screamed at, and if that's how your time machine works, YOU can have it, buddy!

Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.

Barney

That's easy - you women!

Wilma

Barney hasn't hit him yet.

Barney couldn't hit the floor with his hat!