Wilma, You’re back.
S1 E1The Flintstone Flyer
[after the wives realize the guys' deception] State of shock, huh?
What?
But Fred, my legs are getting tired.
Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!
I'm too pooped to pump.
It won't be long now. Barney's running out of gas.
I know. It'll be nice to have them back.
S1 E2Hot Lips Hannigan
Of all the dumb tricks you stupid pesky blockhead Fred Flintstone that trampoline business takes the cake. I'm very disappointed in you. And you've deliberately disobeyed me… I do not want to jump the trampoline again. Do you hear me. This trampoline is for kids.
Yes Wilma! Watch your mouth and stop calling me stupid pesky blockhead.
S1 E3The Swimming Pool
Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?
Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.
[cut to Fred and Wilma]
The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed off runt happens to be my best friend.
S1 E5The Split Personality
Frederick! Frederick! I HATE FREDERICK!
S1 E6The Monster from the Tar Pits
He is a big movie star
S1 E9The Engagement Ring
The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner]
FRED!
AAH!
What are you peeking around corners for?
S1 E13The Drive-In
WFWilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble
[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! / Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble... / Are to blame for all this trouble... [spoken] And if they think that we'll forget... [sung] They're outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!
S1 E19The Hot Piano
[Fred wants to buy a piano for Wilma for their 10th wedding anniversary, but tells the salesman he only has $50.00]
SSalesman
For that amount you can buy the piano stool.
S1 E23The Astranuts
[Fred and Barney accidentally sign up for a 3 year hitch in the army]
GGeneral
Congratulations you just broke the record for going over the hill...3 minutes and 25 seconds! [Fred and Barney try to run away after signing up]
GGeneral
Are You crazy? I know a lot of GIs who would love to put a sergeant into orbit!
S1 E24The Long, Long Weekend
GGGus Gravel
I never should have bet the payroll on the 5th race.
S1 E26The Good Scout
[After Wilma sees Fred in Scout master uniform] I thought the army had hit the bottom of the barrel.
S1 E27Room for Rent
Men like our figures before marriage, but not afterward. [A pun on household checking account figures]
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