I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!
[Large shark breaks through the ice and eats the snowmobile]
[looks to camera] Well, that's inconvenient.
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Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?
DDad
These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!
MMom
We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!
MOVE IT, TWERP! It's called 'Pay-Per-View'; which means if I don't view, THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!
Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!
Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.
Okay, then. I wish-
Or injured.
Then-
Or beaten...or dead.
Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!
Tuesday's apple sauce day.
[Vicky has captured Chip Skylark and is showing him her dresses]
Do you like THIS one that makes me look like Mrs Chip Skylark, or THIS one that makes me look like Mrs. Chip Skylark!?!
I love you, Chip Skylark! I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding! First, I gotta find some friends.
Another day, another wackadoo holding me against my will.
You can watch this while I find someone who will perform a marriage ceremony between a crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage. To the Internet!
I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.
Oh, that's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.
[Chip Skylark's Icky Vicky song]
V...I...C...K...Y... The sound of her name makes the little kids cry. AAH!
Hey Vicky, you're so, so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh, so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain how you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain.
Oh Oh Oh! A chick who's just plain mean. A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
Eeew!
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true; how we ever got the bad luck to be stuck with you.
Oh Vicky can we say one thing, it's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
Eeew! Eeew!
Icky Vicky.
LOOK CHIP! I found the only Justice of the Peace on earth who can marry a couple against their will!
[an astronaut is planting a flag on the moon, when Timmy floats past on a skateboard]
AAstronaut
Houston, we have another problem... Over.
CController
It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. Don't you ever call just to say "hi"? Over.
[Cosmo is riding on Timmy's back as he skates through a jungle, in a pastiche of Yoda and Luke in The Empire Strikes Back]
Learn to skate in difficult environments you must... because scared of gorillas am I!
Wow! Look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth! I mean...[looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Shred!
Hey! Vicky's totally cheating! I mean... [looks at a book of Skate Lingo] Cheating!
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